My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
time to smoke my breakfast
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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