I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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