Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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