Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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