I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The beer is more important than you right now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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