scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
