There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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