sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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