Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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