the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My vagina is very pro this idea
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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