I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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