You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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