the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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