Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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