Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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