And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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