btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Come on in and take your pants off
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