Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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