Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
