is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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