I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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