Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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