Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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