ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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