you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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