at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
handjob tips. give me some.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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