fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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