I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She announced her abortion via fbk
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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