he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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