none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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