i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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