why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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