You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
It was like getting head from an anaconda
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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