So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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