i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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