I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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