I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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