You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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