Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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