:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
OPIZZABONMYDICK
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
