I want to stick my p in your. b.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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