He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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