no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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