How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound