you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...