Say something about gay babies.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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