I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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