as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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