bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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