the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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