You work out of a Hotel?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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