But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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