im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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