remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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