I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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