i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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